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And they are broke!

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/pandemic-travel-news-changi-airport/index.html

The world's most spectacular airport is about to double in size

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The crisis of men and boys
« Reply #91 on: October 02, 2022, 09:01:15 am »
It's no fun to be male anymore.

https://www.baltimoresun.com/opinion/op-ed/bs-ed-op-1003-brooks-men-boys-crisis-20220930-gnzi5sttljcoxopfesnhfn2pta-story.html

The crisis of men and boys

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Pretty much all of the income gains that middle-class American families have enjoyed since 1970 are because of increases in women’s earnings.

Harvard school capitalism kept all increases in surplus value to owning stakeholders for fifty years and they want MOAR.  Real wages went no-where, but if a family has more hours in the slave pits each week they earn more.  Enough to take on debt that will ruin the family as soon as life does not let them have dual income status.

What is to understand.  Men are beaten into competing as little boys.  Late stage empire requires compliance and there is no reward for competing.  Men traumatized into competition have nothing to do.  Virtue is without reward.

Strangers in a Strange Land.



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« Reply #92 on: October 02, 2022, 12:16:32 pm »
https://www.thegreatsimplification.com/episode/29-josh-farley

Money. What is it? Where does it come from? How is it created? How is it tethered to our biophysical balance sheet? What is on the horizon with our monetary system? How might we create and use money differently in the future during a source and sink contained system? Josh Farley explains it all - and explains how the links between money, energy, and the economy will become more central in our lives.

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Re: Cultural Errat
« Reply #93 on: October 02, 2022, 03:31:07 pm »
This is why they say if you folded a piece of paper 16 times it would surpass the known limit of the universe.. or maybe it was 32 times to the moon

https://youtube.com/shorts/Timi5MYD_Kk?feature=share

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Has the Onion parodied Collapse yet?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-onion-supreme-court-parody-b2197946.html

The Onion takes on the Supreme Court to protect the right to parody

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There Are No 'Five Stages' of Grief
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I know...you've seen this b4.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2022/oct/21/the-death-of-the-american-shopping-mall-in-pictures

The death of the American shopping mall – in pictures

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Re: Cultural Errat: Fake news you can trust
« Reply #97 on: December 23, 2022, 03:46:54 pm »
Always good for a chuckle.

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The Ferguson Report: Liberals’ election review finds some equalities more equal than others
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A Liberal Party post-election review demands a ‘target’ for equal parliamentary gender representation.

“A target is like a mandate or a quota without the weight, meaning or likelihood of happening in our wildest dreams,” said an activist for Equality For Women Only.

“None of the political parties mandate equal representation for people with disabilities, or racial and ethnic minorities,” the activist said.

“But don’t quota me on that.”

EXPLOSIVE BOMBSHELL ROCKS FAMILY FOR YOUR TABLOID ENTERTAINMENT

A Wagga Wagga family is embroiled in a Wagga-wide media feeding frenzy.

Wagga watchers are outraged the youngest son has married a girl and moved to faraway Wollongong.

“Who does she think she is?” asked a neighbour who doesn’t know who she is.

“She’s filled that boy’s head with crazy notions of independence, true love and freedom from dysfunctional antiquities.”

Meanwhile, the media deny remembering the tragic death of the boy’s mother who was hounded by paparazzi and nosey parkers with nothing better to **** about.

HOMEOPATHY ONLY 0.0000000001 PER CENT BULLTWANG

The billion-dollar Australian homeopathy industry has been affirmed with shocking but miniscule research.

A homeopath high on Emergency Fluid (i.e., water) said: “The research is not peer-reviewed or double-blind tested. It’s the real stuff – anecdotal.”

Homeopaths agree anecdotal evidence (evidence based on what happened to Nanna that one time) beats actual evidence.

Australia’s main medical advisory body, the National Health and Medical Research Council, claims: “Homeopathy should not be used to treat health conditions that are chronic or serious.”

Try telling that to Nanna.

May she rest in peace.

TRUMP REJECTS CHARGES, SAYS HE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET AN INSURRECTION FOR YEARS

Criminal charges have been recommended against US Capitol riot “ringleader” Donald Trump because none of the other witch hunts worked.

An investigation found the former US president “summoned the mob” to Capitol Hill and incited the crowd with “winks, nudges and eyebrow wiggles”.

Fifty per cent of Americans will not believe a guilty verdict. The other 50 per cent already believe it, even though it doesn’t exist yet.

Trump is currently selling digital NFT Trump cards. (NFT trading cards are like cryptocurrency but less believable.)

In his trading card advertisement, Trump said he is “better than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln”.

Perhaps he meant he is feeling better.

In other news …

FIJI LEADER WHO SEIZED POWER IN COUP BEATS OTHER FIJI LEADER WHO SEIZED POWER IN COUP

HIPPIE BUSTED FOR DEALING SPINACH

BIDEN MEETS ZELENSKY IN OVAL OFFICE, TRUMP SEXTS PUTIN FROM PANIC ROOM

ACTORS AND CLOWNS SENT TO BOOST RUSSIAN ARMY MORALE SHOT BY BOTH SIDES

RICH BASTARD TIPPED TO WIN SYDNEY TO HOBART

WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORIST BELIEVES SANTA IS A HOAX

Topics: Liberal Party Tim Ferguson

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Greetings everyone. Things are still bumbling along down here in the great Southern land.
Pretty sure we are going into a recession, so I expect the trouble meter to start trending up...
We live in interesting times.

Keep kicking RE. We all miss your wit and lugubrious recalcitrant manner.
 
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https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/2023/03/03/the-ferguson-report-personal-details/

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The Ferguson Report: Personal details leakage stains the fabric of society


To prevent massive data breaches of people’s personal details, the Albanese government will appoint a cyber security co-ordinator just as soon as the wi-fi works.

Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil promises to find an IT expert who, when asked for help, won’t roll their eyes and talk to us like we’re idiots.

Anthony Albanese has promised he will fight them on the breaches.

The government is finding it difficult to find a trustworthy cyber security co-ordinator as most of them seem to have gone phishing.

Ms O’Neil said a discussion paper will be fire-walled from hackers using a defunct system called a ‘filing cabinet’.


Hackers will be fought on the breaches. Photo: Shutterstock
SENSITIVITY EXPERTS REWRITING BOND BOOKS LOOK FORWARD TO READING ONE

Violence, alcoholism, gambling addiction, racism, class warfare, patriarchy and sexism are finally being fixed by the sensitive editing of James Bond novels.

An ASIO agent hiding in a vending machine said, “The name Bond has been deleted as it invokes male underpants.”

Meanwhile, Generation Z is erasing everything written by Millennials, which is mostly crying emojis and acceptance speeches for participation awards.

New Bond films are being adapted:

Diamonds are for The 1 Percent

The Person with the Golden Safety-Checked Stunt Weapon

License To Cancel

The Spy Who Triggered Me

AUSSIE BRAGS ABOUT BEING POOR, LIKE THE RICH DO

As the economy teeters, an Aussie bloke boasts that he “started from nothing”.

And after years of following his dreams, he has proudly ended up with “slightly less”.

“I’ve worked hard all my life to get to where I am. It was worth every penny. Both of them.”

As he wandered aimlessly away, he muttered, “Next time, I’m following someone else’s dreams.”

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Tomorrow’s children might not be reading the same Roald Dahl classics as the generations before them.
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Last week The Ferguson Report said Roald Dahl books will no longer be printed in English, due to its historical imperialism.

“The books will instead be printed in Egyptian hieroglyphics.”

But this will not happen, due to Ancient Egypt’s historical imperialism.

A Grammar Marxist said, “We considered using the language of Alaska’s Inuit people. But then we read about those poor baby seals.”

The new editions will be real page-turners as readers look for any hint of Dahl’s actual writing.

“For now, we are enjoying the safe spaces between the words.”

In other news…

TRUMP SLAMS MURDOCH, SAYS TRUTH HAS NO PLACE IN COURTROOM
WORLD’S YOUNGEST TV ANCHOR JUST A BUOY
LNP ANNOUNCES BIG CELEBRATION FOR INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY, LADIES BRING A PLATE
FROGMORE COTTAGE SECURITY UPGRADED TO KEEP ANDREW IN
DUTTON VOWS TO REPEAL SUPER CHANGES, LOCKS IN ‘ANGRY BILLIONAIRE’ VOTE

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Cultural Errata
« Reply #99 on: March 03, 2023, 09:57:25 pm »
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The new editions will be real page-turners as readers look for any hint of Dahl’s actual writing.

No ****.

https://www.roalddahl.com/stories/summer-adventures/

WTF